Thelaughline

  A Crackhead an Alchoholic and a chain smoker all die in a car accident. When they reach the pearly gate St. Peter just looks at them and says "not good gentlemen not good. I cant just let a Crackhead, Alcoholic and chain smoker into heaven." The three men start to complain and demand to be let in. So St Peter decides to test them. He give the crackhead some crack, he g ives the Alcohol some whiskey and the smoker a pack of cigarettes and gives then instructions to fight their urges for 3 days and then they will be let into heaven. The Crackhead breaks on the first day and is sent to hell. The Alcoholic on the second day breaks and is sent to hell. After the third day the smoker is still there to St Peter's surprise. "How did you do it?" He asks the smoker responds " Well I can't eat cigarettes you never gave me a lighter."😁😁😁 #Thursdayheadachesegment

HEADACHE SEGMENT Me: Hello sir. What is your name? Mr Reno: Reno Omokri Me: You mean I should choose one? Mr Reno: I beg your pardon! Me: That's what I'm saying. Is your name Reno or mockery? Mr Reno: Yes. That's my name. Me: Which of them? Mr Reno: 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ I Post This Every Thursday

Teacher: (talks to the students and points to a fellow teacher) Bring me her marker Amaka: I'm on my way ma Teacher: I wasn't calling you. (Points to the fellow teacher). I meant her marker 2nd teacher: I'm not Amaka Amaka: I am Amaka Teacher: 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ 2nd teacher: 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Amaka: 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Hello beautiful people😘😘, welcome to my blog. My name is Alabi Timilehin Victor, pka: Diamond. I am 18 years old, I am a student of the Federal university oye ekiti studying Mechatronics Engineering. I am much interested in addressing the young people. Putting smiles on peoples face,love cracking jokes... Also, feel free to follow me up on all social mediaplatforms@ https://free.facebook.com/Timmydiamond?  @Timmydiamond4 on twitter @timmydiamond16 on IG Expect my post every Thursday and Monday Every Thursday would be for the #Headachesegment....