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  A Crackhead an Alchoholic and a chain smoker all die in a car accident. When they reach the pearly gate St. Peter just looks at them and says "not good gentlemen not good. I cant just let a Crackhead, Alcoholic and chain smoker into heaven." The three men start to complain and demand to be let in. So St Peter decides to test them. He give the crackhead some crack, he g ives the Alcohol some whiskey and the smoker a pack of cigarettes and gives then instructions to fight their urges for 3 days and then they will be let into heaven. The Crackhead breaks on the first day and is sent to hell. The Alcoholic on the second day breaks and is sent to hell. After the third day the smoker is still there to St Peter's surprise. "How did you do it?" He asks the smoker responds " Well I can't eat cigarettes you never gave me a lighter."😁😁😁 #Thursdayheadachesegment